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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8706 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 147 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!