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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4489 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!