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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9927 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!