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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2539 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 316 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 42 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!