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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6789 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!