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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2227 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Votes: | 9754 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!