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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7289 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!