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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4288 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 2512 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5515 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!