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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9016 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!