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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 374 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!