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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9369 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!