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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2094 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 9156 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!