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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3930 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 604361 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 5823 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2892 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!