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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1070 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 390 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.
u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.
if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.
