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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4294 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1528 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
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