Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoRoomieNoProblemo

    NoRoomieNoProblemo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

    So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dimension Hops: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GobbleCraft Discord

    GobbleCraft Discord
    so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

    come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

    Plant Height Quest – FunCraft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

    Dodger’s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyFantasyLand

    CraftyFantasyLand
    Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Game Stop Minecraft Server

    Game Stop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Snibby Minecraft SMP

    The Snibby Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

    AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3317
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Crops Grown: 3983

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CryCraft2021

    CryCraft2021
    Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MexiCraft WarZone

    MexiCraft WarZone
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

    But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Double Trouble Parking Server

    Double Trouble Parking Server
    Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pagan Minecraft Server

    Pagan Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

    > Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SockSnatcher Minecraft Server

    SockSnatcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with sock drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where socks are never an issue! No more $25 socks going missing or causing family feuds. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes without worrying about someone touching your precious socks.

    Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

    Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 183
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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