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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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