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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Ores Mined: 3183 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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