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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4594 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Votes: | 9223 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.