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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 413 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7564 |
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Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.