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CreeperDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	90	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftingCashWaste

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AustrianCraft2021

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

Apply Here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AstroRescueCraft

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lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Youth Boost Manor

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	15