| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4351 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. And let’s not forget the time we built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got ’em. Need a diamond sword with every enchantment known to man? We got that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin! Squadala, we’re off to the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5053 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!
Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!
We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!
This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for carrot cake and can be easily defeated by a well-timed bake-off. And don’t forget about our annual llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest country in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Server Name | Survival Blocks |
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| Version | 1.20.4 |
| Features | Classic Survival gameplay with claim plugin to prevent griefing |
| IP Address | play.survivalblocks.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y |
| Question | Answer |
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| What type of server is Survival Blocks? | Survival Blocks is a classic Survival server focusing on the nostalgic Minecraft experience. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed. A claim plugin with a golden shovel is implemented to prevent griefing. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by using the IP address play.survivalblocks.com in your Minecraft client. |
| Can I play with friends on Survival Blocks? | Yes, you can invite and play with your friends on the server for a cooperative gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 87 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.
But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2601 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Hypixel | CosmicX |
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Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.
Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.
CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.
2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.
3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?
4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Hypixel | ChillZone SMP |
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– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist |
– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules |
**Hypixel FAQ:**
1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.
2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.
3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.
4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.
**ChillZone FAQ:**
1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.
2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.
3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.
4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!
So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
