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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9637 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
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