BirdsDontYellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineBlue Fantasy – Crafting chaos with swords and memes!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the battles are as intense as a diamond sword fight and the characters are as unique as a rare loot drop!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where players will battle it out like Steve vs. Herobrine, with winners taking home epic prizes like enchanted golden apples and Nether stars. Congrats to our past winners, 2B-ANON and FERRY-ANON, who proved they have what it takes to survive and thrive in our pixelated world.

But that’s not all – we’ve got meet-up events in our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby where players from all regions can come together to show off their building skills and PvP prowess. Whether you’re from EU, NA, or even the End dimension, you’re welcome to join in on the fun.

And don’t forget about our upcoming DLC character, Beatrix, who will be dropping into the server like a creeper from above. Plus, check out our F2P rotation this week featuring Gwan, Aniwa, Avataw Bewiaw, and Katalina (we couldn’t come up with something for her, but she’s still awesome).

So if you’re ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a stronghold raid, join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Criers: Where Femanons Shed Tears and Build Blocks

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Are you tired of crying alone in your dark, lonely room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never cry again, unless it’s tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. You’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our epic quests and challenges. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of fluffy chickens and grants wishes to all who prove themselves worthy. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because adventure awaits on our server!

So why waste your time crying when you could be laughing and playing on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3339
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Cursed Pixels: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, wake up and join our server where the leaks are so epic, they’ll have you jumping out of your bed in excitement! Our leaks are so juicy, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)! Don’t hit snooze on this opportunity to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there. Let’s get leaky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Creepers: Where exes and blocks collide in a hilarious adventure! Join now for laughs and epic builds!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it for you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Culture Meets Chinese Confusion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ramen? Well, come join our server where we serve up some delicious Lamian instead! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and serving up some Chinese cuisine in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old Japanese culture when you can have a taste of China right in your virtual world?

Join us for a unique experience where you can build your own noodle shop, battle it out in noodle-themed PvP matches, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Noodle of Destiny. Trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our Lamian-filled adventures, you’ll never look at ramen the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the noodle madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5766
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Critter Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets anime and chaos reigns supreme! Join the madness today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is like the Brand New Animal of Minecraft servers! That’s right, we’re here to bring the fun and craziness back to gaming.

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant pixel art statues of Nicolas Cage or hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

And if you’re worried about people judging you for playing a “kids” game, don’t be! We fully embrace our inner child here and believe that everyone deserves to have a little fun, no matter their age. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious in Minecraft.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Divine Spears Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	3758	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3408
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4