BirdsDontYellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoomerCraft: Where ‘being 30’ is the ultimate flex

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Are you tired of society judging you for harmless age differences? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number! We welcome players of all ages, whether you’re 18 or 80. No judgment here, just block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly high school girl who loves to prank players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks? Join now and show society that age is just a number in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Internet is Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed LOLs into your gaming experience!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the path is filled with treacherous traps and mischievous mobs who will stop at nothing to steal your precious spuds.

Feeling competitive? Take part in our weekly Pig Racing Championships where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, flying creepers, and even a giant squid that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, venture into the mysterious Netherrealm where you’ll encounter a secret society of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember when using the internet was actually fun? Well, those days are back, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Immigrant Adventures: Building a New World, One Block at a Time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all of Minecraft. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a magical place where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. We have DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks and Endermen breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and diamond mines?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	861	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crops Grown:	3651
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	52
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3686
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.