BioMumNoThanksDNA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7969	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure like no other, where you can mine, build, and survive in a world full of surprises. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question reality just like finding out you’re actually adopted at the age of 24!

Imagine the drama of reconnecting with your long-lost biological family, only to realize you’d rather fight off a horde of zombies in Minecraft than have a heart-to-heart conversation with them. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual block-building mixed with the emotional rollercoaster of a family reunion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4161	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3878
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	530	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Holy Grails Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3588	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6270
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	4290	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	356
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4794
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	4332	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	4881
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Votes:	8678
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.