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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7484 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?
But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!