BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	2107

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchantments Applied:	143
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6397
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1244	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!