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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9504 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!