Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3473	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Star Shards Collected:	251	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3485	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7162	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crops Grown:	9501
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com