Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ores Mined:	8529	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	6289
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	9009	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	582
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crops Grown:	8869	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	266
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5851	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ores Mined:	6429
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	9989

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	4748	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	457	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582