Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	8162
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7894
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	759345
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	4050
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	9854
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9633	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	4766
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2510	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1237	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	1912
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	1542	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	459

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	869138
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com