Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	4903
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7973	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Zombie Dances:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5141
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	2031
Animals Bred:	182	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ores Mined:	5358
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	3731
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	8020	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Zombie Dances:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	2771	Alien Abductions:	0

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	3389
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	124
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu