Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Magic Items Found:	7056
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	111
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	318
Votes:	1889	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8847	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	1428

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	972574	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	4156
Magic Items Found:	4704	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640