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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4714 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Magic Items Found: | 2877 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!