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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1104	Buildings Constructed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7936

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	495	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.