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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Potions Brewed:	124	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.