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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchantments Applied:	230
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We are looking for people to join are minecraft server. SERVER NAME: Fox&theHoundSurvival SMP Difficulty-HARD Version-1.20.4Feel free to join are discord https://discord.gg/kd5Urmtf

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

• Prison <- Rank up From A-Z To Prestige • PVP <- Battle Other Players For there Loot • Parkour <- Beat Our Mid-Hard Ones For a Reward In-Game • Events <- We will host events Around the holidays and Other Times so stay tuned! • Special Commands <- Get Special Commands From our Store to Use In-Game • Auction House <- Sell Items On the server For extra $

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4365

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.