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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ferox Reborn

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Do you remember of Ferox, the friendly, non grief survival based server ? It is back! If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

– Version 1.20 – Player Warps | Like showing off what you can build? We have a plugin which allows you to make warps as you rank-up with in-game balance purchases. – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease from griefers and have an ability to stop mobs from spawning and attacking you! – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has its own upgrades and perks, buy these with in-game money! – Player-Driven Economy | Shops and markets are ran by players, join and start your own business! – Art Map | Like doing pixelated art? We have an art plugin which allows you to do so. – Friendly Community | Although we are a small server, we encourage our players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! – Jobs | Like making money, like doing business? We have a jobs-based plugin which generates you more money as you get to a higher level from completing jobs such as Mining, Fishing, Farming & Woodcutting (including many more!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GHOST.lv SMP

Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

-Nice Spawn – PVP Arena – RTP – NPCs – Creates – Skills – Auction – Coin Shop – Bank – Claimland – Parkour – Sky Battle – Survival SMP server –

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JiggyCraft

Survival

[1.20+] JiggyCraft is one of the Greatest Streamer networks in the world with the most popular game modes! With over a decade of games you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • MiniGames• and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Michael Nugg Smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A very fun smp to play it has many custom recipes and events.It has dungeons,jobs and economy. Join Michael nug smp and have fun.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ZRGCloud

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StealBlock

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Mines Excavated:	4873

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Bored playing minecraft alone? Play now with ghosts! BhootMC is India’s one of the best Minecraft network with a lot of crazy gamemodes including Lifesteal, BhootWARS and FFA. This server was originally founded by RoyalAadi. This server have a special feature named AD TO EARN by which players can get free ranks & coins just by watching some small ads! Link- https://ads.bhootmc.fun

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8370	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome To MCTribes Welcome to MCTribes, the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for team-based game modes. With our servers running on the latest version 1.20+, we strive to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Our servers offer a variety of game modes, including the popular factions,HCF & PracticePvP as well as our custom new game mode “Tribes” designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to ensure that our servers are constantly updated and running smoothly, so you can focus on what really matters – playing and having fun with your friends.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.