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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5895

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mcfamily VN

Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Towny

MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Watones

Survival, Survival Games

Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	334

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Triumphia

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

– Weekly Updates – – CUSTOM Battle Pass – – UNIQUE Skills System – – Minions & Wands – – MUCH MUCH MORE!

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fade SMP

Economy

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.