Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	132	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.