Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Naruto Adventures

Adventures, Akatsuki, Anime, Fun, Itachi, Naruto, PvP, RPG, Sasuke

Welcome to Naruto Adventures, to the best Naruto server in Minecraft. This server is based off of the anime “Naruto” and is an mmorpg server. On this server you can go on an adventure as a ninja. With friends or alone, you can surpass one another by training hard and fighting monsters and rogue ninjas. You can also do a main story line (which you can arrive at by going to spawn and clicking the sign that says warp to missions room) and hundreds of side missions which are placed randomly throughout the map and in the missions room.

How to play:

-Do quests to gain money or Jutsus-punch to use Jutsus, elements and abilities such as blink-/c bind (to bind a Jutsu or ability to an item)

make sure to join our discord for further information: discord.gg/z4VZSTK

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7055

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Not 2b2t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Survive the pure anarchy, No bans, No mutes, This is not 2b2t, this is not2b2t.org, Please remain calm and enjoy pure anarchy, I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Purple KitPvP

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

[1.7-1.20] An Overpowered kitpvp server with many features and constantly updating. There are giveaways running in the Discord very often, and the owner listens to the community on what to add, so it is essentially a Kitpvp server Developed by xcch, Made by players, For players.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 | Cross-Play | 𝗝𝗮𝘃𝗮 + 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 | Semi-Vanilla | 𝗦𝗠𝗣 | No-PvP | 𝗣𝘃𝗘 | Economy | 𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟵 | No warps

Android, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockeditionserver, Claims, Community, console, crossplay, farlands, Friendly, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Geyser, Ios, java, Javaedition, mcpe, Nogrief, Nopvp, Peaceful, Playershops, PlayStation, Pocketedition, Premium, Protectionstones, PvE, Pve Economy, Semivanilla, Shopkeepers, Smallserver, Survival, Vanilla, Virtualreality, Vivecraft, Windows10, Windows10edition, Xbox, Xbox360, Xboxone

Peaceful Vanilla Club

→ mc.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Java (PC) Players

→ bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Bedrock (PE/Console) Players

NO WARPS OR /TPANO PVP (Only in PvP Arenas)NO Map ResetsNO HUB/NetworkNO Pay-to-win or VIP

Since June 2019 – 24/7Semi-vanilla (improved vanilla)Java Edition & Crossplay Pocket Edition (Bedrock)Farlands & Beta NostalgiaEasy to Use Land Claim BlocksMature & Active Players and StaffPeaceful and Friendly CommunityLots of improvements (decorative heads, sit, unstuck, unions, events, deathchests, much more …)Player managed economy (create shop, sell, buy items)LGBTQ+ Friendly

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.

The server is based on Java Edition but you can play with Bedrock Edition too! This means you can play with MCPE (Pocket Editon) on iOS and Android smartphones. Of course, you can (and should) play also with the good old Java Edition.

Peaceful Vanilla Club is a semi-vanilla virtual reality (VR) friendly server. We officially support the Vivecraft VR mod for Minecraft Java Edition, but the official Minecraft VR version for Oculus works very well too!

→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club

→ To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port) or add ” Nifty Nemesis ” as friend and connect from multiplayer Friends list

✅ No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore!

Say goodbye to teleportation on this semi-vanilla server. No /tp, /tpa, or /warp to shortcut your journey. Discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map, from subways and iceways to railways. Teleportation is off the table, enhancing the exploration experience and preserving the essence of the game.

✅ A Peaceful Place to Unwind

While the server operates on normal/hard mode, it’s designed as a tranquil sanctuary. Chill alone or with friends in this peaceful haven. Enjoy the serenity, unless you venture into predefined hard survival areas for an adventurous twist!

✅ A Nostalgic Journey

Relive the golden age of Minecraft on this nostalgic server. A portion of the map harks back to Beta 1.7.3, with darker nights as a nod to the past. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia, complete with a replica of the iconic pack.png. Experience the essence of Minecraft’s earlier days.

✅ No PvP Outside Arenas

This is a stress-free server with PvP restricted to designated arenas. Admins define special areas with keep-inventory, ensuring a camper-free environment. Enjoy the game without worrying about unexpected PvP encounters.

✅ Quality of Life Enhancements

Maintaining the vanilla feel, this server incorporates significant improvements without compromising the original gameplay. Experience the best of both worlds with enhanced features that elevate your gaming experience.

✅ No Map Resets: Timeless Terrains

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. Embrace the commitment to a map that evolves with time, providing a stable and continuous world without the need for resets.

✅ Land Claims: Protect Your Territory

Secure your land with a unique block. Claim your space and create a safe haven for your builds. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, or purchase more at the spawn. Rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to your liking.

✅ Player-Managed Economy: Build Your Empire

Engage in a fully functional player-driven economic system. Establish your shop using villagers, rent and sell areas to fellow players. The server encourages entrepreneurial spirit and creative business endeavors.

✅ Playtime Ranks: Rise Through the Ranks

Your playtime matters on this server. Unlock rewards and permissions as you ascend through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank, adding a rewarding progression system to your Minecraft experience.

✅ Commands and Utilities: Enhancing Gameplay

Enjoy additional utilities to manage your gameplay, including pet management, random teleportation on first join, unstuck features, the ability to sit down, Death Chests, Decorative Heads and more. These command enhancements add convenience to your Minecraft adventures.

✅ Hard Survival Areas: Seek the Challenge

For those seeking a more extreme adventure, enter the Hard Survival Area — an area of severe difficulty. Test your survival skills in this challenging terrain that offers a heightened level of excitement and risk.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ETech Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

The ETech Network is a server that has many things to offer.

We have 2 survival worlds, 2 creative freebuilds, and a few minigames.

The server is hosted on powerful hardware that is hard to overload. It can hold 10,000 people!

We have friendly staff who have lots of knowledge of Minecraft servers!

Our server supports Minecraft Java and Minecraft bedrock. (Java 1.7.2-Latest) Server IP: play.etechtechnologies.org See our website for more details: https://www.etechtechnologies.org/publicresources Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/BsBGm3B

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LeafMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

a fancy world,free survial world,creat your town,and enlarge your town chunks,creat your nation,ally,enemy,and netural

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Advancius Network🌟FREE RANKS🌟

1v1, bedrock, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Cannon, Casual, challenge, competitive, Creative, Dropper, Dungeons, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, Heroes, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Maze, MCMMO, Minigames, Murdermystery, Needstaff, Plots, Practice, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Small, smp, Spleef, Staff, Survival, Towerdefense, Towny, Uhc, Villagedefense, War, Worldedit, Youtubers

🌟 JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK 🌟Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! ⚔️ COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND ❤️

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

Advancius Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone!

Come join our welcoming community!

We offer a 100% free rank system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:

– Skyblock– Factions– Survival– Prison– Creative Plots– KitPvP– Dropper– Parkour– Bed Wars– Hide and Seek– Murder Mystery– Duels– UHC– BuildBattle– The Maze– Tower Defense– Survival Games– Party Games– Adventure Maps– Custom Events

Server IP: MC.ADVANCIUS.NETDiscord: http://discord.advancius.net/Trailer: https://youtu.be/uJRIEGfbous

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cloud Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CloudAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pinchcliffe SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

• Economy • PvE • mcMMO • Extra Hard

Slots: 100 IP: play.pinchcliffesmp.com Notable Features: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, BlazeAndCaves Advancements DataPack, Simple Voice Chat Discord: https://discord.gg/5A7Q5MB Website: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/ Dynmap: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/map

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

Auctions, Bosses, Civilization, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Dungeons, Economy, Freetoplay, Friendly, Headdatabase, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mmocore, Mmoitems, mmorpg, Mobarena, Modded, Mounts, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Parties, Pets, Playershops, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Sethome, Shops, Skills, smp, Spells, Towns, Towny, Vanilaplus, Voterewards

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BeaconSource

Economy, Survival

Note: This server requires you to fill out an application to become a member of our community! Hello! We’re excited to announce BeaconSource SMP has launched! Interested in joining? Read the rules and apply for membership by clicking our website. Guests may feel free to log in and explore the world while waiting on the status of their application. Note: It could take 5 minutes to 2 days for your application to be approved. What can you expect on BeaconSource? We are hosting on a Dedicated server with a Ryzen 9 3950X @ 3.5GHz, 6 GB DDR4 RAM, and 100 GB of NVMe Storage. If you ever have a problem, we have staff members that can help you out as soon as possible! What features does BeaconSource have? The server’s economy runs on Diamonds. You can keep your diamonds safe by depositing them into your virtual bank. (Type /deposit to deposit, Type /withdraw to withdraw, and Type /bank to view your balance) Instead of requiring every player to sleep for the night to skip. Only 50% of the players will be required to sleep to skip the night with the Harbor plugin. Players can create their own shops and sell anything they want. You can become rich with diamonds by running a shop!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PrismaMC Network

Prison

We are a Minecraft Network that focuses on Survival and Kitmap. We have only just started. I hope you can support us.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY

Antigrief, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Chestshops, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Friendly, Griefprevention, Guishop, Loot, Lootcrates, marketplace, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Nogrief, Ranks, Rankup, Silkspawners, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vip, Votifer, Voting, Wild, Wilderness, Wildernesstp, Wildtp

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY Minecraft Server

Click here to view the live map.

Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

1. No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.

2. No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily. (Griefing counts as: Destroying builds, stealing items, lava casting/flooding, trashy builds, invasive claims, etc.)

2. No hate speech, toxicity, or slurs: Slurs are NOT TOLERATED, offenders will be perm-banned from the server & Discord with no appeal. Toxic players will get a verbal warning, and then 1 warning per additional offense. DO NOT be a creep. Creeps will get a 24 hour mute & perm-ban on repeat offense.

3. No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.

4. No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2454	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Klip Craft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Klip craft! Are you ready for the most epic server you have ever played? Yeah maybe not that good. Here at Klip Craft, we aspire for a fun, safe place for Minecrafters to come together! We are still new but hope to expand!

Due to it being Aternos, It can only be online a specific points. It will mostly be online from 4pm to 7pm, or any time. Gamemodes: -Survival -Creative -Pvp (coming soon)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Solanacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Solanacraft! Earn real Solana outside the game by gaining mSol points ingame! Randomtp and free land plots, active experienced moderation , and aiming to build the best Minecraft community out there. Zero Griefing tolerance.

Each week, by the weekend, the top three players will qualify to earn real Solana! Simple to earn mSol, in game but there’s going to be competition for sure.. only three people can redeem mSol each week for Solana, for now.

Come check us out!

solanacraft.com (Java)

play.solanacraft.com (Bedrock) port:51055

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.