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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	188
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	3107	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	8948	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3322
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2446	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	4312	Treasure Maps Found:	12

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Crops Grown:	4498
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Gods Slained:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	1446
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Emeralds Found:	2000	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7204	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Play.SiriusMC.net