Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	27370	Potions Brewed:	140
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	3902
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Potions Brewed:	135	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2068	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	246
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3554
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	4908
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es