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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

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BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Items Found:	4682	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Emeralds Found:	3238	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Towns Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	New Chunks Explored:	373101
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	8687	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1995

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	876708	Farms Harvested:	253
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	527	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com