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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

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Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4156
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Love Letters Sent:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	369331
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Star Shards Collected:	196
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	24477	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4739
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2754
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg