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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	8513	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Emeralds Found:	636
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ores Mined:	4551
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Emeralds Found:	6229	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Potions Brewed:	79

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	8828
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5605	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6621	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3012

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Magic Items Found:	3884	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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