Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

adult humor, anatomy, banter, big, Blasted, Blasters, body image, BOOTY, COMEBACK, comedy, Confidence, Epic, funny, Gamers, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Join, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationship, role-play, sarcasm, self esteem, Server, sex talk, sexual innuendo, Size Comparison, small penis humiliation, Ultimate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	422
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7223	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Star Shards Collected:	275
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7617
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9071
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchantments Applied:	295	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5059	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	7998	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	95
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	3048
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2743

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si