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Players:	100/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

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TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Magic Items Found:	7461
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	4065
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3231	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
New Chunks Explored:	862687	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9970	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6980
Farms Harvested:	656	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5986	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ores Mined:	4518	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	536
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7713	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	3

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk