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Players:	103/900	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	2889
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	7569
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

play.floramc.club

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

yarnmc.xyz

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	2149
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	919	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2394

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	8052
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchantments Applied:	288
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	2178
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	530952	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Farms Harvested:	662
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3513	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Animals Bred:	184
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crops Grown:	4052	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9622	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4897	Dimension Hops:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org